Yoshi: I am bored.
Boo: Like always.
Yoshi: Hey why not we go to eat out tonight!
Paratroopa: I don't know, remember last time?
Boo: Ah that's what I am talking about. Ghost Food on the Grill.
Paratroopa: Are these, spiders!?
Yoshi: I know right? I have some odd food in my diet sometimes but this...
Boo: Ah come on, I mean look at the people around us!
Fat Boo: Nom Nom Nom.
Yoshi: Sorry Boo, but we will never come here to eat again.
Yoshi: -stares at Boo- Well we won't go there Paratroopa.
Paratroopa: Let's go to the Underchomp's Grill Steak House!
Yoshi: They have a Grillhouse??
Boo: Yes, it was on TV.
-The Ad on Tv-
Yellow: When you need food..
Blue: You don't to go boo hoo....
Red: For you can eat steak at the Underchomp's Grill Steak House!
Yellow: Bark, served from NOT dead animals.
Red: So come eat Steak today...
Blue: At the Underchomp's Grill Steak House! -The ad finishes-
Yosh: So let's go there!
-Later that night-
Chomp Waiter: Hello fine men, what may I serve to you today?
Yoshi: I will have the Steak Party meal with a Fruit soda and large fries.
Paratroopa: I will have the Steak House with some small sized Steakmen in it and with the same drink Yoshi said and some large corn chunks.
Boo: Um.... I will have the Water
Chomp Waiter: Okay then, good day.
Yoshi: Hey Boo, why did you not order anything but water.
Boo: It's because I'm a ghost.
Yoshi; Oh yeah.
Chomp Waiter: Here you go, have a steak day.
Yoshi: Well here goes.
Paratroopa: These corn chunks really hit the spot!
-After the dinner-
Boo: What the heck is wrong with you guys!!!
Yoshi: What do you mean?
Paratroopa; What he said.
Boo: You guys are fat!
Paratroopa: With the "ph"?
Boo: No, fat as in 'gordo'!
Yoshi: I didn't know you could speak Spanish.
Boo: I have to get you guys back in shape!
Customer Service: Oh if it isn't Boo. How may I help you BooBooBoo?
Boo: Yeah, nice pun, but I need a monster to clobber my friends' fat.
Customer Service: That's what we do best at NME.
Escargoon: You'd better get it with a money back guarentee.
Boo: Were the heck did you come out of.
Escargoon: Just to dance.
Boo: What do you mean?
Customer Service: Ok I will send it right away.
-The monster get's sent to Boo-
Boo: Oh Yoshi, Paratroopa, come over here!
Yoshi: You called?
Boo: Yes, meat, see what I did there, your new fitness coach!
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Macho-San?
Macho-San: My name is Macho-San!
Paratroopa: We know that, you don't have to say it twice.
Macho-San: Ya wanna be thin, wanna be thin! You better get some fitness!
Yoshi: This guy sings and teaches fitness at the same time?!
Macho-San: Okay, okay, let's do this!!
-Claws grab both Yoshi and Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: AHHH! What is he doing!!
Macho-San: Too much TV and not to much moving, you always get bored and don't know what to do!
Macho-San: Too much food, too much drinks, too much fat, better keep up with this fancy trait!
Yoshi: Hey we just ate too much food once!!!
Macho-San: You are going to die too fast, it's too late to stop with the fat!
Macho-San: But it's for sure too early for your funeral!
Macho-San: Ya, ya, ya , ya, one, two, one two!
Yoshi: One two One two??
Macho-San: WO! All this jiggling fat inside, why do you eat to attack!
Paratroopa: First of all I do not eat to attack, and second of all I don't jiggle.
Macho-San: Let's get rid of all the fat inside!
Yoshi: Wait, he's going to CUT my belly!
Paratroopa: Not like that.
Macho-San: Let's start with the jiggle, this will only wiggle!
Yoshi: AH, make it stop!
Macho-San: Tickle Tickle, this won't hurt a little.
Boo: When is this over?
Macho-San: Now for something shocking!
Yoshi: The lighting, it BURNS!
Boo: Woah, that's no way to get rid of fat.
Macho-San: Now for the long fat to get into short farts! Ya!
Macho-San: Go Go Overthere!
-The two get put in a racing track with spikes that follow them-
Yoshi: AH SPIKES!
Macho-San: Better run or this race will be your last!
Macho-San: You better keep running if you want to live. Go Go Overthere!
-One hour of training later-
Macho-San: Now time to put the punching punchers!
Yoshi: Wait, WHAT?!
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Ow Ow Ow Ow one two one two.
-Two hours of punching later-
-Lots of people come on stage to watch-
Waddle Doo: Ya take that for ripping off our story!
Meta Knight: I feel....dirty.
King Dedede: Now you know what I have been trough.
Macho-San: Now everybody lets start dancing!!!!!!!!!!
-Everybody dances but Meta Knight, now it's full of Waddle Dees dancing-
-Five hours of dancing later-
Macho-San: Now for a giant spiked ball!! Finish him!
Boo: Wait, what, I must save them!
Kirby: Woah you aren't stoping them because you ripped us off!
Chilly: Inhale Boo!!!
Boo: Wait, WHAT!
-Kirby Inhales Boo and becomes Boo Kirby-
Yoshi: I'm going eat it.
-And so Yoshi ate the spiked ball-
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Hey we're not fat anymore!
Kirby: Here you go. -Kirby spits out Boo-
Boo: Yuck. Hey you guys are back!
Yoshi: Time to go back home.
Macho-San: Wait your not done yet.
-So much longer that the old narrator got tired and we had to hire a new one-
Macho-San: There! You guys look as thin as a noddle!
Yoshi: Thanks for your help.
Boo: So how was the training?
Paratroopa: It was normal.
Boo: Let's go home and watch some TV....