Yoshi: Hey, everyone! Welcome to the third newscast!
Paratroopa: Finally, you get it right, sheesh!
Boo: Sorry for the lateness, we were kinda busy with our adventures...
Bowser: Hey, get back here with my house!
Yoshi: Para, run faster!
Boo: ...Okay, let's move on!
Paratroopa: Yoshi! That's a long list of people!
Yoshi: Yeah, I know. Did it help, though?
Boo: Let's ask the viewers. Maybe it might help them. And frankly, it's not that long.
Yoshi: Are you sure? It looks pretty long to me...
Paratroopa: Yeah, I doubt it.
Yoshi: Good news, we're gonna start drawing pictures of our adventures!
Boo: We'll also be doing pictures for others as well.
Yoshi: So basically; if you got a request, we'll do it!
Paratroopa: Um, if you do request from us, please keep it at reasonable amounts, I remember when we did more than we could take, and that didn't end so well...
Yoshi: Oh gosh, where's the paper?!
Paratroopa: On the table!
Boo: Where's my eraser?!
Paratroopa: In your mouth!
Yoshi: So we're taking requests, don't request too much, and have fun!
Boo: Have fun with what?!
Paratroopa: Oh yeah, we also got this thing called a "Tumblr". Feel free to ask us some questions there!
Yoshi: Or you could ask on "DeviantART". Whichever way works.
Yoshi: That's the "Fun Stuff" this time around!
Boo: Please tell me you did this outside- And the link is stuck in the kitchen.
Paratroopa: Again?! Oh, jeez!
Yoshi: You didn't tell me to do it outside!
Paratroopa: Yeah, but I didn't think I needed to tell you that!
Other Various Stuff
Yoshi: Hey, look, Endgame came to visit!
Endgame: Um, no, I just came to get my milk back.
Boo: You gave us your milk?
Endgame: Yes. Is there a problem?
Kamek: Gimme that milk!
Yoshi: No, this is Endgame's milk!
Kamek: Well, I need it!
-The milk falls into a Piranha Plant's mouth-
Endgame: ...Remind me to never again let you guys handle my milk.
Yoshi: Well, that was fun.
Boo: Too many flashbacks...
Paratroopa: Alright, I finally got the link out of the kitchen!
Boo: Okay...So that's it for the month, I guess.
Yoshi: We'll be back on the 14th of next month, so look out for that! See you then!