Yoshi: Hey, everyone! Welcome to the live recording of our newspaper!
Boo: Stop arguing! We're stallling, guys.
Paratroopa: So we're stalling.
Boo: Yeah, pretty much. Onto the news!
Boo: Fun Stuff is up, go read it! This issue is pretty funny, what with all the jokes in there.
Yoshi: Yeah, here's the link.
Paratroopa: ...What the heck is a link doing in the kitchen?!
Yoshi: We're linking Fun Stuff, why?
Paratroopa: Well, you crowded out the whole kitchen, congratulations.
As of now, I will be taking requests to draw pictures for stories and characters on this wiki. If you would like to request something, feel free to inform me.
Yoshi: Can you draw me in all my awesomeness?
Hmm. Let me think about it... -draws Yoshi dressed as Magolor-
Yoshi: ...What the heck am I supposed to be in this?!
Oh, sorry. Let me fix that. -draws Yoshi dressed as Marx- That's better. :)
Yoshi: -sarcastically- Haha, very funny.
Why, yes. It most certainly is. >:3
Yoshi: Well, if you can do all that, can you draw me NORMALLY, please?
Ehh. I'll get to it when my main computer stops acting up.
Yoshi: And when's that gonna be?!
Hmm. I have no idea! xD
Boo: Okay, I finally got the link out of the treehouse.
Paratroopa: And I'm still trying to find out who stole our fridge...How's it going for you, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Terrible. I'm dressed up as Magolor AND Marx. Plus, the writer isn't gonna draw me right!
Well, I don't want to draw you properly. Can you not do it yourself? :P
Boo: -laughs- This is too hilarious, you know that?
Paratroopa: Yoshi, have you tried asking nicely?
Yoshi: I've tried, but the writer's being difficult, not me!
Toadsworth is the prettiest princess in the Mushroom Kingdom. xD
Yoshi: Oh, come on! Is that like your catchphrase or something?!
As a matter of fact, it is.
Boo and Paratroopa: -snicker-
Paratroopa: Well, that ends our monthly newscast for now.
Boo: We hope you enjoyed this, because I sure did!
Yoshi: Draw me!
Nah. Don't feel like it. >:3
Paratroopa: Now if you'll excuse us, we need to calm Yoshi down before he destroys something.
Boo: See you in the next issue!