King Chomp: Well, to set this straight, you guys are gonna face the wrath of... -pulls out guitar- Sir Chomp The Third!! Prepare to face my wrath!
Yoshi: (Okay, this guy is officially WAY lamer than when we last met him...)
Boo: (You think?)
Paratroopa: (No, "lunatic" makes more sense.)
King Chomp: Hey! I heard that!
-King Chomp tackles the three into the wall-
Yoshi: Ow!
Boo: Man, that hurt. What should we do?
Yoshi: I dunno. Have any ideas Para?
Paratroopa: Maybe if we're really quiet, we can get away from him.
-Yoshi and Boo tiptoe away-
???: Hey! Speed it up! Audience is bored again!
Yoshi: Shut it already! You're the reason we're in here! -throws confetti at announcer-
???: What? Confetti cannot hurt me!
Paratroopa: -being chased by King Chomp- What about explosive confetti?!
???: Uhh...-confetti explodes-
Yoshi: Awesome job Para! Where do you get this stuff?!
Paratroopa: Boo, send out the Cluckboom! Yoshi, I don't just get stuff for YOUR entertainment!
Boo: -throws Cluckboom at King Chomp-
???: Ooh! And King Chomp takes 5 damage!
Paratroopa: Alright, this thing has a lot more damege to take!
King Chomp: Pretty chicken! Where are you from, little fellow?
Yoshi: This guy is a lunatic! Whatever that means!
Boo: Lunatic means deranged.
Yoshi: Then what does deranged mean?
Boo: -sigh-
Paratroopa: Incoming Silver Chomp!
-Silver Chomp rolls after Boo and Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: Darn it!
Yoshi: I guess I'm coming...
Boo: Hey! Let go!
-Boo and Silver Chomp argue with each other-
Yoshi: Yeah, keep him busy, Boo.
Boo: Will do.
Paratroopa: King Chomp, you're going downtown!
King Chomp: You're going downtown too! Wait. What I said doesn't make sense.
Yoshi: Seriously, Para?
Paratroopa: -gasps- Yoshi, look out!
-King Chomp charges towards Yoshi-
Yoshi: Ugh! That's it, you're going down, nutcase.
Boo: The Silver Chomp left! So do you guys need any help yet?
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Yes!
-Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa throw Smash Eggs at King Chomp-
King Chomp: Oh no you don't!
-King Chomp throws soup at Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: Hot hot hot hot hot!
Yoshi: Soup must hurt, huh?
Boo: Oh look, King Chomp! It's a...Uhh...Luigi flying away!
-Boo points to the sky-
King Chomp: Where? I need to get revenge on him after he spilled soup on my house.
Yoshi: Uhh...Someplace called....the...
Paratroopa: The...um...the place known as....
Boo: Hurry up or he's gonna get suspicious!
Yoshi: Underwhere!
Paratroopa: Overthere!
Boo: -sighs- What?
Yoshi and Paratroopa: Overthere The Underwhere!
Boo: -facepalm- Seriously?!
King Chomp: Uhh...(And I thought I was a lunatic.) Alright, I'm going. Peace!
-King Chomp jumps out of stadium-
???: And King Chomp leaves the stadium! Battle is over! Next boss: Bouldergeist!
Yoshi: What? Holderguys?
Paratroopa: No, not that, Bouldergeist!
-Bouldergeist materializes in the middle of the arena grounds-
Bouldergeist: I am an astral being made of dark matter and boulders that follow me. Prepare to be defeaten.
Boo: Uhh...He talks with stange words. Para, do you kno what he's saying?
Paratroopa: Not now, he's chasing Yoshi!
Yoshi: Gah! Someone stop him! He throws too many rocks!
Boo: Don't worry, I'll help!
-Boo throws Boo Bombs at Bouldergeist-
Yoshi: Thanks, dude. Looks like we damaged him.
Bouldergeist: You shouldn't have done that, Boo.
Boo: Uh, how do you know my name?
-Bouldergeist shines light from the floating rocks-
Paratroopa: Boo, don't look! It's too bright!
Boo: Argh! Too bright!
-Boo gets stunned and falls to the ground-
???: Boo has been defeated!
Yoshi: Alright, looks like it's just you and me, Para.
Paratroopa: I can see that, Yoshi.
Bouldergeist: And Paratroopa?
Yoshi: Whoa. How do you know our names?
Boudergeist: Because I've kept an eye on you under Bowser's orders.
-Bouldergeist throws a huge rock at Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: Boulders are heavy...
???: For the third time, you are on the brink of "Game Over" again. You still need better luck.
Yoshi: Para, are you okay? Because that looks kinda heavy...
Paratroopa: No need to worry. I'm fine.
Bouldergeist: Really? -snaps fingers-
-A barrage of rocks falls onto Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: Argh!!!
Yoshi: How dare you!
Paratroopa: Ugh...You're still going down...
Bouldergeist: -sigh- When will you stop?
-Bouldergeist throws Paratroopa into the wall-
Yoshi: This isn't fair!
Paratroopa: Yeah! -charges towards Bouldergeist-
???: It doesn't have to!
Yoshi: Watch out, Para!
-Boo Bomb explodes and knocks Paratroopa into the wall-
???: Paratroopa has been defeated!
Yoshi: Shoot.
Bouldergeist: Your turn!
-Yoshi tackles Boudergeist-
Bouldergeist: Urgh! So you managed to damage me...
Yoshi: Yeah! -grabs Ice Flower-
Bouldergeist: Ugh. I just want to end the battle, so I'll just do...this!
-Boo Bombs surround Yoshi-
Yoshi: Oh, crud.
-Boo Bombs explode and sends Yoshi into the ground-
???: And Yoshi has been defeated! That ends our show for today!
Yoshi: Ugh... -blacks out-
Later...
-Yoshi wakes up in the infirmary-
Yoshi: Huh...Where am I?
Boo: You're in the infirmary, Yoshi.
Paratroopa: Duh! You feeling alright, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Yeah...
-Announcer walks in-
???: Well, well, well. You lasted much longer than I expected.
Yoshi: Who is this?
???: You didn't figure it out? I'm Kamek!
Paratroopa: -gasps- Someone said Kamek! Did he catch up to us?!
Kamek: I am Kamek, you imbecile!
Boo: Hey! No one calls us imbeciles!
Kamek: Well, I still have to blast you off with the Banana Cannon. Lord Bowser won't be bothered with you for a while!
-Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa fall off the floor and into the cannon-
Yoshi: Uh oh.
Kamek: Let's see...How about we blast you off to Castle Bleck?
Boo: Uhh...
-Kamek fires the cannon towards Castle Bleck-
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: Aaaahhhhhh!
Yoshi: Castle Bleck?
Boo: It was created by Count Bleck.
Paratroopa: Prepare for a crashlanding!
-The three crashland near the entrance of the castle and black out-
To be continued...