Yoshi: We destroyed their robot!
Red Ninjakoopa: -blows raspberry at Yoshi-
???: Get on with it, our audience is getting bored. Again!
Boo: -throws spike ball at announcer-
???: Oww! My head hurts now!
Black Ninjakoopa: Can we just finish this?!
Yoshi: You got it!
-Yoshi throws eggs at Yellow and Green Ninjakoopas-
Boo: Yeah, I thinkl we should finish this!
-Boo poofs behind Yellow Ninjakoopa-
Boo: BOO! I am a Boo!
Yellow Ninjakoopa: Gaahhh!
-Yellow Ninjakoopa faints-
???: And the Yellow Ninjakoopa is out!
Yoshi: Awesome! One down, three to go!
Green Ninjakoopa: I don't think so! -tackles Yoshi to the ground-
Boo: I'm coming, Yoshi!
Black Ninjakoopa: Oh no, you don't!
-Boo gets stunned by the light on Black Ninjakoopa's shell-
Red Ninjakoopa: Oh. That's where the flashlight went. Keep it in there, Black. -continues to fight Yoshi-
Black Ninjakoopa: But it's uncomfortable!
Yoshi: What are you doing?!
-Red Ninjakoopa slashes at Yoshi-
Yoshi: My arm! Paratroopa, help!
Paratroopa: Gotcha! Boo, get up!
Boo: Huh?! Oh!
-Paratroopa uses a Cloud Flower-
Black Ninjakoopa: What's that supposed to do?
Red Ninjakoopa: Uhh...
Green Ninjakoopa: Watch out!
-Paratroopa uses a Rock Mushroom and ground-pounds on Black and Green Ninjakoopas-
???: Ooh! Green and Black Ninjakoopas have been defeated! So much for revenge!
Red Ninjakoopa: I'm still here!
Yoshi and Boo: -in unison- Not for long! Paratroopa, now!
Paratroopa: Alright! -throws Thunder Flowers at Yoshi and Boo-
Red Ninjakoopa: ...Crud! Should've brought my powerups!
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: Yeah! -throws electricity at Red Ninjakoopa-
-Red Ninjakoopa collapses on the ground-
???: And the Super Awesome Mighty Ultra Amazing Koopa Bros. The Greatest have been defeated!
Boo: I'm glad that's over!
???: Next boss: Waddle Doo!
Yoshi: Him again?!
Paratroopa: You asked if you could battle him later, and this is later!
-Waddle Doo walks into arena grounds-
Waddle Doo: Finally! Do you guys even know how gross it is inside an egg?! -glares at Yoshi-
Boo: We have to battle you again?!
Yoshi: Whatever! I can beat you!
Waddle Doo: Oh yeah? Bring it on!
Yoshi: No, YOU bring it on!
Paratroopa: I really think we should just leave, you know?
Waddle Doo: Can it! -strikes Paratroopa with his sword-
Paratroopa: Are you serious?!
Waddle Doo: Hm, looks like I struck a nerve there!
Paratroopa: -gets angry- You want to bring it on? BRING IT ON!
Yoshi: Whoa. You all right, Para?
Waddle Doo: Uh, yeah! Bring it on! (Gulp...)
-Paratroopa and Waddle Doo attack each other with hammers-
Boo: I think Para's mad. He must've struck a nerve.
Yoshi: Yeah, I think so, too.
Waddle Doo: -gets hit by spike ball- Ow! Good hit! But not good enough!
Paratroopa: Argh! -hits a Chain Chomp with his hammer-
-Chain Chomp charges towards Waddle Doo-
Waddle Doo: Gah!
Yoshi: Woo-hoo! Go Para!
Boo: You're almost done!
-Paratroopa throws the hammer towards Waddle Doo-
Waddle Doo: Darn it! -crashes into wall-
???: And Waddle Doo has been defeated! Ready the Banana Cannon!
Paratroopa: -pants in exhaustion- Finally! Wait. What?
Yoshi: The Banana Cannon? -snickers-
???: Launch Waddle Doo to...King Dedede's castle!
Waddle Doo: Say what now?
-The Banana Cannon shoots Waddle Doo to King Dedede's castle-
King Dedede: Escargoon!
Escargoon: Yes, your Majesty?
King Dedede: Where's Waddle Doo?!
-Waddle Doo crashes through the ceiling-
Waddle Doo: I'm here!
King Dedede and Escargoon: Uhh...
In the arena...
???: Next boss: Petey Piranha!
Petey Piranha: I'm going to enjoy this!
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: Crud.
Petey Piranha: -throws Volcano Plants onto the arena grounds- Let's see how this will go!
-Volcano Plants shoot out fireballs-
Yoshi: Seriously? Dude, you did this last time! -swallows a fireball-
Paratroopa: Yoshi is right; you did this while we were in the pipe maze.
Boo: I concur!
Petey Piranha: Are you guys going to keep using big words?
Boo and Paratroopa: Hey!
Yoshi: -spits fireball at Petey Piranha-
Petey Piranha: Ow! Nice try, but I trained for this kind of thing!
Paratroopa: It's only been like a day since we last met! There is absolutely no way you could train that fast!
Petey Piranha: I also learned some magic!
Boo: I didn't know it was possible for Piranha Plants to use magic.
Petey Piranha: -gets a deck of cards out- Pick a card, any card!
Paratroopa: That's not real magic.
Petey Piranha: Oh yeah?!
Paratroopa: Yeah! Yoshi, Boo, now!
-Yoshi and Boo attempt to tackle Petey Piranha-
-Petey Piranha flies higher into the sky-
Paratroopa: Watch out!
-Yoshi and Boo fall onto the ground-
Petey Piranha: Ha!
Yoshi and Boo: ...Crud!
-Windbag blows Nipper Spores out of nowhere-
Yoshi: Oh no! Para, do something!
Paratroopa: Can't! Being chased by a Ptooie!
Yoshi: Boo? Can you help me?
Boo: I would, Yoshi, but I am floasting away from a Ghost Piranha.
???: And it looks like our audience is getting bored, so speed it up!
Paratroopa: -throws Mini Mushroom at announcer-
???: Ahh! I'm tiny!
Yoshi: Wow. You have a lot of powerups.
Paratroopa: Well, you can never be too prepared! -still running from Ptooie-
Boo: Ghost Piranhas are scary!
Yoshi: ...That's it! I'm getting tired of this!
-Yoshi pulls out a Dash Pepper-
Petey Piranha: And what's that supposed to do?
Yoshi: This! -runs around arena grounds-
Petey Piranha: Fire! It burns! Please, I give up! Just don't destroy my leaficure!
???: -through loudspeaker- Looks like Petey gives up! Next boss: King Chomp!
King Chomp: -from outside the arena- Guess who?
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: No!!!
-King Chomp jumps into arena grounds-
To be continued...