-The three walk out of the pipe maze-
Yoshi: Are we there yet? I'm bored!
Boo: -annoyed- You've asked that question seven times alreaady!
Paratroopa: Okay, so according to my logbook, we are approaching the highlands of...The Beanbean Kingdom.
Yoshi: What? I hate beans!
Boo: Yes! We're getting closer to home!
-Five Fire Bros. surround the three-
Fire Bro. #1: Prepare for your doom beneath our feet!
Fire Bro. #2: That was not what we rehearsed!
Paratroopa: Um, I apologize for interrupting, but why are you keeping us from proceeding?
Fire Bro. #5: Because!
Fire Bro. #4: You'll find out!
Fire Bro. #3: At the arena!
Boo: I don't follow. What arena? I don't recall an arena near the Beanbean Kingdom's highlands.
Yoshi: What?! An arena? That means we get to fight things like King Boo! And maybe the Underchomp, or maybe even the Bouldergeist!
Paratroopa: Hey. Wait. What are you doing?!
Boo: Who are you yelling at?
-Fire Bros. throw fireballs at the ground-
Yoshi: Seriously? What is that supposed to do?
Paratroopa: Oh no! The ground is starting to crumble!
-The ground collapses beneath their feet-
Yoshi: Where are we falling?!
Boo: I dunno!
Paratroopa: Watch out! Falling debris may hit you at random times!
-Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa black out-
-The trio starts to wake up-
Boo: Where are we?
Paratroopa: I dunno. I think we're underground.
???: Welcome to the Beanbean underground arena!
Yoshi: Say what now?
Boo: Who's there?
???: Get ready for your first match!
Paratroopa: What? What first match?
???: You three will fight a series of enemies using whatever powerups you want. The number of enemies you beat will decide where we will launch you off to when you can no longer battle.
Paratroopa: Now hold on! We did not agree to your terms!
???: And your first boss will be...The Underchomp!
???: Bring in the Underchomp!
-Underchomp jumps into the arena grounds-
Yoshi: This is gonna rock! -grabs Dash Pepper-
-Yoshi runs around the Underchomp-
???: Ooh! Looks like all three heads of the Underchomp have taken 7 damage because they're so dizzy!
Paratroopa: Uhh...-grabs a Cluckboom-
Blue Underchomp: -laughs- What is that supposed to do?
-Cluckboom drop-kicks Blue and Yellow Underchomp-
Yellow Underchomp: I don't feel so good anymore...
Blue Underchomp: You never feel good!
???: That looks like it hurts! Blue and Yellow Underchomps take 5 damage!
-Cluckboom flies back to peck at Paratroopa-
???: Paratroopa takes 12 damage!
Boo: Someone help!
-Red Underchomp breathes crimson fire on Boo-
???: Boo takes 3 damage!
Yoshi: Stop saying this stuff!
???: End the battle already; our audience is getting bored!
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: -in unison- Shut up!
???: Okay, continue...
-Yoshi and Boo breathe fire onto Blue and Yellow Underchomp-
Blue Underchomp: Nooo!
Yellow Underchomp: I don't feel good...
Blue Underchomp: -sigh- Like always...
???: Blue and Yellow Underchomps have been defeated!
-Paratroopa gets chased by Red Underchomp-
Red Underchomp: You guys won't escape this time!
Paratroopa: It's great that you guys beat the other two, but can you HELP me?!
Yoshi: Uhh, we're coming!
Red Underchomp: I don't think so! -breathes fire-
-Boo throws a spiked ball at Red Underchomp-
???: And the Underchomp collective is defeated! Next boss: Waddle Doo!
-Waddle Doo walks in-
Waddle Doo: Alright, let's get this over with!
Yoshi: ...What are you?!
Boo: This is a Waddle Doo. He comes from the planet Pop Star.
Waddle Doo: Obviously!
???: And begin!
Waddle Doo: Ya' can't beat me!
-Waddle Doo pulls out a sword-
Boo: How do we beat this guy? I don't have any preferences for this kind of thing!
Paratroopa: From what I've heard, these things shoot beams...
Waddle Doo: You betcha! -shoots beams at Boo and Paratroopa-
Boo and Paratroopa: Ow!
Waddle Doo: I just want to go back to Cappy Town, alright? So let me beat you!
Paratroopa: I really don't think that's a good way to solve this at all.
Waddle Doo: -blasts Paratroopa-
???: Once again, you are on the brink of "Game Over". You need better luck.
Paratroopa: Is that you, Skrynce?!
???: No, I am not! Just continue your battle!
Yoshi: Oh, for goodness sake!
-Yoshi turns Waddle Doo into an egg-
Waddle Doo: 'Ey! Lemme outta here!
Yoshi: Can we just battle him later?!
Boo: (Methinks someone is angry...)
Paratroopa: (Yeah, I guess so.)
???: Sure, I guess. Just please don't hurt me...
Yoshi: Thank you! He was starting to annoy me!
???: Next boss: The Koopa Bros!
-The Koopa Bros. walk in-
Koopa Bros.: We are the Super Awesome Mighty Ultra Amazing Koopa Bros. The Greatest, the best of the best!
Boo: Why do you have such a long name?
Black Ninjakoopa: Because we are the Super Awesome Ultra Amazing Koopa Bros. The Greatest!
Red Ninjakoopa: Prepare to be defeaten! Yellow and Green! Bring in the robot!
-A robot is rolled into the arena grounds-
Yoshi: You're kidding me. A ROBOT?! How are we going to fight a ROBOT?!
Yellow Ninjakoopa: Your problem! Let's roll out!
-The Koopa Bros enter the robot-
???: Ready? Begin!
Paratroopa: Everyone, get ready. I know what to do.
Boo: Got it!
-Paratroopa pulls out a Falling Star-
Paratroopa: Ready? Go!
Red Ninjakoopa: What are they doing?
Black Ninjakoopa: They're using a Falling Star! Run!
-Falling Star crashes into the robot-
Yellow Ninjakoopa: Oh no!
Green Ninjakoopa: You'll pay for this!!!
To be continued...