Yoshi: Wow. It's been like, what? Five hours since we stepped in and started floating around!
Boo: I thought portals were supposed to take you somewhere in the blink of an eye!
Paratroopa: You guys watch too much sci-fi movies.
Boo: Well, what does THIS one do then?
Paratroopa: I dunno, but I'm pretty sure it works differently from what you guys think.
Yoshi: How does it work then, Einstein?
-The three float towards a portal current-
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: GAAHHHHH!!!
Yoshi: Where are we going?!
Paratroopa: I have no idea!
Boo: How come I can't just float out of here?!
Paratroopa: I dunno! Just hope this current doesn't lead us to the end of our games!
-Underchomp lunges towards the trio-
Paratroopa: Guys, watch out!
Yoshi: Cool! What is that?
Paratroopa: -gasps- It's the Underchomp! Swim faster!
Yoshi: Say what?
Paratroopa: Uhh I don't know. Just run.
-Underchomp chases Boo-
Boo: What do I do?! It's chasing me!
Yoshi: Run around in circles and pretend that it's a Goomba!
-Boo floats around in circles with the Underchomp in pursuit-
Paratroopa: How is that going to help?
Yoshi: Oh. Well, it's not. I just wanted to see what would happen.
Boo: Now you tell me that!
-Underchomp looks at Yoshi-
-Underchomp starts chasing Yoshi-
Paratroopa: Don't let it catch you!
Boo: Because if it does, you'll be trapped in the Underwhere!
Yoshi: Now you tell me!
-Paratroopa throws a Green shell at the Underchomp-
Boo: Kick another one and run faster!
-The trio runs towards a small cave smaller than the Underchomp-
Paratroopa: Great! We lost it, but we're still in the realm of portals!
Yoshi: So if we are in the realm of portals, does that mean the cake is a lie?
-Paratroopa kicks Yoshi-
Boo: Is it gone?
Yoshi: I'll check...
-Yoshi looks out but no Underchomp outside-
Yoshi: It's safe. Let's roll out!
Boo: I'm the only one who can "roll out" in this group!
Paratroopa: Whatever. Let's go!
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: -in unison- Onward!
To be continued...