Yoshi: Wow. It's been like, what? Five hours since we stepped in and started floating around!

Boo: I thought portals were supposed to take you somewhere in the blink of an eye!

Paratroopa: You guys watch too much sci-fi movies.

Yoshi: Never.

Boo: Well, what does THIS one do then?

Paratroopa: I dunno, but I'm pretty sure it works differently from what you guys think.

Yoshi: How does it work then, Einstein?

-The three float towards a portal current-

Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: GAAHHHHH!!!

Yoshi: Where are we going?!

Paratroopa: I have no idea!

Boo: How come I can't just float out of here?!

Paratroopa: I dunno! Just hope this current doesn't lead us to the end of our games!

Yoshi: Like?

-Underchomp lunges towards the trio-

Boo: EEK!

Paratroopa: Guys, watch out!

Yoshi: Cool! What is that?

Paratroopa: -gasps- It's the Underchomp! Swim faster!

Yoshi: Say what?

Paratroopa: Uhh I don't know. Just run.

-Underchomp chases Boo-

Boo: What do I do?! It's chasing me!

Yoshi: Run around in circles and pretend that it's a Goomba!

-Boo floats around in circles with the Underchomp in pursuit-

Paratroopa: How is that going to help?

Yoshi: Oh. Well, it's not. I just wanted to see what would happen.

Boo: Now you tell me that!

-Underchomp looks at Yoshi-

Yoshi: Hahaha...Oh.

-Underchomp starts chasing Yoshi-

Paratroopa: Don't let it catch you!

Boo: Because if it does, you'll be trapped in the Underwhere!

Yoshi: Now you tell me!

-Paratroopa throws a Green shell at the Underchomp-

Boo: Kick another one and run faster!

-The trio runs towards a small cave smaller than the Underchomp-

Paratroopa: Great! We lost it, but we're still in the realm of portals!

Yoshi: So if we are in the realm of portals, does that mean the cake is a lie?

-Paratroopa kicks Yoshi-

Yoshi: Ow!

Boo: Is it gone?

Yoshi: I'll check...

-Yoshi looks out but no Underchomp outside-

Yoshi: It's safe. Let's roll out!

Boo: I'm the only one who can "roll out" in this group!

Paratroopa: Whatever. Let's go!

Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: -in unison- Onward!

To be continued...