Yoshi: Well, that was interesting.
Boo: Para, I can't believe you dislocated his wing!
Paratroopa: I'm kinda tired. Here is my notebook. You can find the songs I've come up with in there.
Boo: Okay. Good night.
-Paratroopa flies to bed-
Yoshi: Okay, so let's see what we have so far...
Boo: Hmm. He's come up with a lot.
Yoshi: This could work! Boo, get the guitar! We have a song to make!
Kirby: We try to fight the fight,
Chilly: Even through times of blight.
Waddle Doo: As the sun rises we take up the trial,
Chilly: Running through things with the screams of denial.
Kirby: Try your hardest to succeed,
Waddle Doo: Find a way to meet the needs.
Chilly: Sometimes it's hard to fight all that is bad,
Waddle Doo: And sometimes it's just really sad.
Kirby: Fighting the bad guys is what we do,
Waddle Doo: People like Dedede, Marx, and Zero-Two.
Chilly: All we do is for greater goods,
Waddle Doo: And with us, all goes as it should!
Kirby: Don't mind us, we fight it all!
Chilly: Going inside buildings and through the wall!
Waddle Doo: We've been the heroes for a long time!
Kirby: And our expertise has been stopping Dreamland's crime!
Chilly: It all started with King Dedede,
Waddle Doo: And he, the tyrant, ruled with wicked glee.
Kirby: Hope seemed lost, but we kept on going.
Waddle Doo: And soon we beat the king beyond his knowing!
-The audience cheers loudly-
Kamek: Well, that was a great performance. You guys get to stay and watch Yoshi do his song!
Snips: Hey! Our song is next!
Kamek: Argh! Fine, just make it quick!
-Ronk ground-pounds Kamek-
Snips: We're sharp like scissors,
Ronk: Heavy like rocks,
Papes: And we're wrapped like angry presents!
Kamek: That was horrible! Next!
-Snips, Papes, and Ronk argue-
Waddle Doo: Ha! That was hilarious!
Snips: Paper Cut-Crusher!
Waddle Doo: Wha? No!
-Waddle Doo gets beaten up-
Kamek: Alright. now that we've gotten those out of the way...
Marx: But our song is next!
Petey Piranha and Konk: Yeah!!!
Kamek: Okay fine!
Marx: Alright, on three!
Konk: We're the villains of high tiers!
Petey Piranha: And we play with the odds on tight wires!
Marx: Failure is not an option,
Petey Piranha: We're beyond the wing of all correction!
Marx: All those who seek a fight,
Konk: Get ready for a -KONK- tonight!
Marx: We seek control over all,
Petey Piranha: Sometimes it's good to be very tall!
-Kamek sends Marx and Konk back to their own dimensions-
Petey Piranha: Why did you do that?
Kamek: Because. Your part ruined it.
Petey Piranha: Well, you sure are a meanie.
Kamek: Yeah. So leave.
-Petey Piranha flies away-
Kamek: Finally! The moment you've been waiting for has arrived!
Toadiko: Is it the time where we get to leave this place?
Kamek: What?! No, guess again.
Black Mage: Is it time to cast meteors upon Bowser's castle?
Kamek: Erm, no, it's not time to cast meteors on Bowser's castle. Don't even think about it!
Toadbert: I got stuck in here during my daily round of the Star Shrine.
Kylie Koopa: Well, what are we waiting for then?! Let's get the scoop!
Dr. Toadley: Is this audience losing interest? They are.
Kamek: Okay, let's stop with the complaints now...
Starlow: I think this is the wrong place...Is this the meeting of the Star Sprites?
Kamek: Chippy, be quiet.
Starlow: My name is Starlow.
Kamek: Can the audience quiet down NOW?!
Gusty: Toadce, where's my juice?
Toadce: You left it in the past.
Shurikit: I still need to practice the mirror-image technique...
Luneck: Can we leave yet?!
Corporal Paraplonk: Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, let's go.
Sergeant Guy: I agree!
Private Goomp: But how do we leave?
Stuffwell: It's concluded that this is the Koopaseum, and Bowser has claimed ownership of this establishment.
Kamek: Everyone be quiet!
-Kamek replaces the audience with Goombas-
Yoshi: -walks out- Whoa. What happened to everyone?! I thought there were LESS Goombas!
Kamek: Do your song!
Yoshi: Alright! Sheesh! Boo, Para, let's rock this house!
Paratroopa: This isn't a house, it's the Koopaseum in the middle of Gritzy Desert.
Boo: Okay, I guess we're ready.
Yoshi: We're always bored, but we await adventures,
Boo: Be prepared, they'll be ready for sure.
Paratroopa: Adventure awaits, in every corner,
Yoshi: So let's bust out the order!
Boo: Fighting the fight, against every villain,
Yoshi: And a few hours later, we go home for chillin'!
Paratroopa: Through every land and dimensional plane,
Boo: We crash into things with barrel trains!
Yoshi: Every trial we have faced necessarily,
Paratroopa: With triumvirates comprised of our adversaries!
Boo: No matter what happens next,
Yoshi: We'll be ready for a challenge you won't soon forget!
Paratroopa: Throughout this adventure, we have learned,
Boo: Try to avoid being churned!
Yoshi: There are many lessons we've learned so far,
Boo: And sometimes we have to go in the car.
Paratroopa: We're full of adventure, so you can't beat us!
Yoshi: Strike down the bad guys, that's our routine of awesomeness!
-The three are covered in cake batter-
Paratroopa: Ugh...That really hurt...
Yoshi: What's the big idea- Whoa!
-The audience throws tomatoes at the trio-
Kamek: Ha! How does that feel?!
Yoshi: You?! Why, I oughta-
Paratroopa: Yoshi, love and tolerance!
Yoshi: Para, no one's going to "love" or "tolerate".
Kamek: Yep! So have a taste of this!
-Kamek and the audience throw water balloons at the three-
Yoshi: I'm starting to feel kinda faint...
Paratroopa: Well, you could get too much water and that could knock you out cold.
-The three black out-
A few hours later...
Paratroopa: While you were sleeping, we got pelted by pies.
Boo: I don't even know how all of this stuff is hitting me!
Kamek: Alright, I'm pretty satisfied. It was pretty fun setting this up so I could embarrass you guys.
Boo: Wait. You mean this contest was a plan to humiliate us?!
Kamek: That's right! And it worked!
Yoshi: Para, you know what to do.
Paratroopa: On it.
-Paratroopa shoots Kamek with a cannon-
Kamek: Oww! Where did you get a cannon?!
Yoshi: Yeah! That was awesome!
Boo: Serves you right for embarrassing everyone here.
Yoshi: Yeah, especially us, Kamek!
Kamek: Well, you had it coming from the day you stole my wand.
Yoshi: You're a horrible wizard, you know that?
Kamek: Really? How would you like getting sent to Thwomp Volcano?
Yoshi: We can take it!
Paratroopa: Uh, no we can't!
Boo: I agree with Para!
Paratroopa: Thwomp Volcano is currently under Shroob attack. Why would you send us there?!
Kamek: Too bad! I'm sending you there anyway!
Kamek: Yeah! So long, you three!
-Kamek teleports the three to Thwomp Volcano-
To be continued...