Toadce: Calm down, guys! We'll find him!
Yoshi: But he has our stuff!
Boo: Yoshi, why did you make him carry our stuff?
-Toadce slaps Yoshi-
Toadce: You should never make someone else carry your stuff!
Boo: What do we do now?
Yoshi: We should go back to Bowser's castle!
Toadce: -sarcastic- Haha, yeah, that's funny. But seriously, we don't even know where we are.
Yoshi: Then let's go back!
-Boo and Toadce sigh-
Boo: But we don't know where we are!
Yoshi: This looks like a hill. And it's full of stars!
Toadce: We're on Star Hill!
-Star Gate looks at the three-
Star Gate: Halt! Who goes there?
Yoshi: I swear, if I hear someone say that again...
Boo: Yoshi, you shouldn't be disrespectful to the gate. Wait, what did I just say?
Toadce: You said not to be disrespectful to the gate. -laughs-
Boo: Well, the gate is a cosmic entity, but at the same time, it is a common gateway. That makes no sense!
Star Gate: I am both, young Boo.
Toadce: Can we pass?
Star Gate: Are you pure of heart? Or are you here for malicious intent?
-Yoshi and Boo look around-
Boo: Can we prove to you that we are just lost?
Star Gate: Oh my. You're lost? Hm. Well, usually lost people have no idea what they are doing in a place like this, so I'm gonna send you somewhere else.
Toadce: Say what?!
-Star Gate teleports the three to Plack Beach-
Yoshi: Oh great. Where are we now?
Boo: Uhh, I think we're in Plack Beach.
Toadce: Guys, let's just find our way out...
-Drillbits jump out of the water-
Yoshi: Oh great. Now we have to deal with random enemies?
Boo: Yep. Get ready for a battle.
Toadce: No, we could just hit them with my hammer.
-Toadce squishes all the Drillbits-
Yoshi: Okay, let's go back to Bowser's castle!
Toadce: Uhh, we shouldn't use the Return Pipe, it's kinda broken...
Yoshi: Okay, then what do you suggest we do, Sir Boos-A-Lot?
Boo: Ugh...Okay, so we need to get back to Bowser's castle or find Para if he's escaped somehow.
Toadce: And just HOW are we gonna do that?
Yoshi: We're gonna fly there!
Boo: (...!) No! I'm not going to fly you all the way there, Yoshi!
Yoshi: Aww...Well, it was worth the try.
-Bowser flies around in his clown car-
Toadce: That's Bowser! Guys, we have to hide!
-The three hide under a rock-
Yoshi: I think Bowser's gone!
Toadce: Look! Attack Pieces!
Yoshi: You're right! Let's look around for more!
Boo: Why are we hanging around here when we should be saving our friends?
Yoshi: Because we're looking for Attack Pieces.
Toadce: Boo, why don't you help us?
Boo: Guys! Bowser is still patrolling the area and you're not going to hide?!
Yoshi: What? Bowser is still here? I thought he left!
Toadce: This is not good! We gotta hide again!
Bowser: Nope! Guards, attack!
Yoshi, Boo, and Toadce: Ahhhh!
Bowser: Ha! Looks like I win!
Yoshi: Where's Para?
Bowser: Stuck in my castle. Like everyone else.
Boo: Let us go!
Bowser: Hmm, let me think about it for a moment... No!
Toadce: Good will always triumph over evil Bowser!
Bowser: Point taken, Little Miss Cliche.
-Bowser drags the three off to his castle-
To be continued...