-Endgame flies out of the bushes-
Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa: Endgame!
Goomba #1: Uhh...
Goomba #2: We're just gonna wait this out, okay?
-The Goombas walk over to a bush and hide-
Endgame: ...Do you have to trespass in every land Lord Bowser owns?
Toadce: Excuse me?
Endgame: What do you want?
Toadce: Where are we?
Endgame: You're in Lord Bowser's domain. Again. -glares at the trio-
-Goombas look at the bush-
Goomba #1: Hey! A P-Wing!
Goomba #2: Hmm. Throw it to Koopa. He needs his wings. Plus that hole in his shell has a Flutter in it. Flutters scare me!
Goomba #1: Well, I don't think this will serve any other purpose besides that, so let's.
-Goombas throw P-Wing to Paratroopa-
Paratroopa: Thanks guys.
Goomba #1: You're welcome!
Goomba #2: No problem! (There it is!)
Yoshi: Endgame! What are you doing here?!
Boo: Let us pass!
Paratroopa: We need to leave!
-Endgame flies and blocks the path-
Endgame: Leave to do what? You guys have been wandering around places all day! You're obviously lost!
Yoshi: Endgame, you're going down!
Paratroopa: No! Yoshi, don't!
-Yoshi tackles Endgame to the ground-
Endgame: Argh! Get off of me, Yoshi!
Boo: Me too! -jumps on Endgame-
Yoshi: Ha! Can you handle TWO of us battling you?
Toadce: -pulls map out of bag- I got a map!
-Yoshi and Boo kick Endgame-
Endgame: Ow! This still hurts, you know! How can Boos even kick?!
Boo: -grows a foot- See?
Toadce, Goombas, and Paratroopa: Ew.
Endgame: That does it! Prepare to face my WRATH!!!
-Endgame hurls Yoshi and Boo into the ground-
Yoshi and Boo: Ow!
Paratroopa: Endgame, please stop!
Toadce: Who are you?
Endgame: Quiet! All this yelling at once is giving me a theoretical headache!
Yoshi: Serves you right for blocking us from our path!
Boo: I agree with Yoshi.
Paratroopa: Alright, looks like we get to do an interrogation!
Endgame: ... (Oh boy. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.)
-Everyone uses the Return Pipe-
Yoshi: What is this place?
Boo: We're in Bowser's castle!
Paratroopa: Which castle? He has so many!
Endgame: Bowser's castle?!
-Endgame sounds the castle alarm-
Paratroopa: How could you?!
Goomba #1: That's it. We're out.
-Goombas pull out a Super Leaf-
Goomba #2: See you whenever Toadce!
-The Goombas fly back to the Mushroom Kingdom-
Toadce: Well, they hate Bowser, so I can see why they would leave...
Yoshi: Whatever! Use the Return Pipe again!
-Toadce uses the Return Pipe-
Yoshi: This is silly! Where are we now?!
Boo: I dunno. Toadce?
Toadce: What is it, Boo?
Yoshi: Where's Para?
Toadce: You mean he's not here?
-Yoshi and Boo scream-
To be continued...