Koopa and Paratroopa play video games in Paratroopa's tree house
Koopa: Wow, I didn't know you had a tree house here.
Paratroopa: I built it yesterday. Here's a colourized flashback.
Paratroopa: Okay, for Koopa and I to play video games and watch TV the next time we meet, I need to build a tree house.
The tree house looks amazing, but it is actually a cardboard extension, and it falls down
Paratroopa: Oh, well. At least I did build the tree house and at least it's stable.
Koopa: All the flashbacks in the world have colour, you know, although some are in black-and-white.
Paratroopa: I know.
Koopa: Para, could you at least use smaller words?
Paratroopa: I'm pretty used to using vocabulary words.
Koopa: Whatever, man.
A fog appears outside
Koopa: Hey, dude. There's some kind of fog outside.
Paratroopa: What is it?
Koopa: I don't know. We better go see what it is.
Koopa and Paratroopa climb down the tree house
???: Hey, suckers.
Koopa: Who's there? Maybe you can use big words to confuse this fog guy.
Paratroopa: Sure. Hey, fog man! Are you still narcissistic?
???: Stop it with the big words! I cannot focus being evil when you do that!
Koopa: Well, who are you?
???: Um, your imaginary algebra teacher?
Paratroopa: Pfft. Nice try, ENDGAME!
Endgame clears the fog and reveals himself
Endgame: Aw, darn it, Para! You still remember me?!
Koopa: Um, who's Endgame?
Paratroopa: Endgame was my old friend. (dramatic flashback) It took back to the year of-
Koopa: Come on! Could you hurry it up? No dramatic flashbacks, alright? Just regular flashbacks!
Paratroopa: Okay, sheesh! Endgame was my old friend.
Flashback (regular, not dramatic, just as Koopa said)
Paratroopa: (narrating) We used to hang out together. This was before I met you, so don't ask. Then, one day, he became evil after he, well, got bit by the Great Devourer!
Paratroopa: Okay, okay. (narrating) He didn't really get bit by the Great Devourer. I just made that up. He actually ate a seed that made him evil. No apparent reason why he ate it, actually. (end of narration) There, that's all.
Koopa: You're serious, aren't you?
Paratroopa: Well, that's true.
Endgame: I ate that seed because I wanted to be evil! I work for Bowser! I am a Koopatrol!
Koopa: Koopatrols are still evil, aren't they?
Paratroopa: Yep. Wow, Endgame. You're so antagonistic.
Endgame: Doh! You still use big words, don't you, Paratroopa?!
Paratroopa: Oh, come on!
Koopa: So, you guys knew each other before, right?
Paratroopa and Endgame: Yep.
Paratroopa: Here's another flashback on we met and-
Koopa: Oh, will you quit it with the flashbacks, Para?!
Paratroopa: Okay, sorry.
Endgame: Anyways, I'm going to take over the Mushroom Kingdom! But first, let us settle on a trial first, okay?
Koopa: What trial?
Paratroopa: I don't know.
Endgame snaps his fingers and a portal appears below Koopa and Paratroopa
Koopa and Paratroopa fall inside the portal
Koopa and Paratroopa: (scream)
Endgame: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! (stomach rumbles) Whoops. I shouldn't have eaten that much chili dogs in the first place!
Koopa: (opens his eyes slowly) Ugh. Where are we?
Paratroopa: I don't know. (while Koopa looks over to him)
Koopa: I think Endgame did this!
Paratroopa: (gasps) He did!
Endgame: (from loudspeaker) Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the annual Underchomp Colosseum!
The crowd cheers
Koopa: Why "uh-oh"?
Paratroopa: I remember when he became evil, he usually punishes his enemies by doing this!
Koopa: Has he done this to you before?
Paratroopa: No. During that time, that was when I was still evil.
Endgame: (over loudspeaker) And the champion, the Underchomp!
The Underchomp comes out
Koopa: Whoa, what's that?
Paratroopa: It's the Underchomp! But I have to admit, they are pretty cool.
Koopa: I know, right?
Endgame: (over loudspeaker) And on the home team, Koopa and Paratroopa!
The crowd cheers
Goomba: (from the bleachers) Go, Koopa and Paratroopa!
Buzzy: I still don't know how we got here.
Jay: Me neither! I should be helping Sensei Wu right now, but what the heck! Go Koopa and Paratroopa!
Back to Koopa and Paratroopa
Koopa: Oh, man! What are we gonna do?
Paratroopa: I don't know.
Koopa: What do you mean, you don't know how to defeat this thing?!
Paratroopa: I really don't know!
The Underchomp charges at Koopa and Paratroopa
Koopa: (screams) It's coming this way!
Koopa and Paratroopa run away from the Underchomp
Koopa: How about this? I take red head and you take yellow head.
Koopa: Just do it!
Paratroopa: Okay, okay!
Koopa runs towards the red one and Paratroopa runs towards the yellow one
Koopa: Take this, red head! (dashes with his shell at the red one)
Endgame: (over loudspeaker) The red one takes 20 and faints! (to himself) Dangit, I could've made him more tough!
Paratroopa: Koopa! What should I do?
Koopa: Dash with your shell!
Paratroopa: I can't! My wings keep flying!
Koopa: Can you stop flying?
Paratroopa: Well, I'll try.
Paratroopa lands and dashes towards the yellow head
Endgame: (over loudspeaker) Yellow is defeated! (to himself) Come on! I suck!
Koopa: How'd it go?
Paratroopa: He reeks!
Koopa: Well, didn't you know that?
Paratroopa: Not really. I just didn't want to take him because I hate the colour yellow.
Koopa: We still have the blue head left.
The blue one breathes blue fire
Koopa and Paratroopa dodge
Paratroopa: What are we gonna do?
Koopa: I have two Ice Flowers right here.
Paratroopa: Um, where'd you get them?
Koopa: Found them.
Koopa and Paratroopa use the Ice Flowers to freeze the blue Chomp
The blue Chomp breaks apart
Endgame: (over loudspeaker) And the winners are Koopa and Paratroopa!
The crowd cheers
Endgame: Grr! I can't take this anymore! I'm gonna get those two!
Endgame goes into the arena
Endgame: You guys are dead!
Koopa: Not for long.
Koopa and Paratroopa move out of Endgame's way
Endgame: Aah! (falls into a large hole)
Paratroopa: Good idea on adding that hole.
Koopa: Meh. That was just randomness.
Endgame: I will get you guys! First of all, I need to go take a poo after (stomach rumbles) eating that much chili dogs!
Buzzy, Goomba, and Jay come into the arena
Jay: Wow! That was amazing!
Koopa: Um, thanks, Jay.
Buzzy: (sniffs) What's that smell? You farted, didn't you, Goomba?
Goomba: This time, it's not me.
Koopa: It's something yellow.
Buzzy: Whatever. Anyways, you two did great!
Kai and Cole come into the colosseum
Kai and Cole: Jay!
Kai: You were late for my annoying sister's date! She kept complaining and she was all like, "Kai, where's Jay?!", "Jay, where are you?!"
Jay: Uh, let me explain.
Cole: Come here, you! (grabs onto Jay's ear)
Jay: Ow, ow, ow! Cole, you're hurting me!
Kai: Let's tell Sensei Wu about this.
Kai and Cole walk back to the Bounty with Jay
Jay: Ow, Cole! This hurts!
Koopa: That was, odd.
Paratroopa: I have to admit, that was pretty fun!
Koopa: Indeed it was.
Buzzy: Um, what do you guys wanna do now?
Goomba: Go eat at a restaurant? I'm hungry right now. The popcorn wasn't enough.
Koopa: Okay, sure. Now, what can we use to get out of here?
Paratroopa: Hey, there's a pipe that says "Koopa Village Restaurant".
Koopa: Great, let's go there.
The four of them go inside the Koopa Village Restaurant pipe
Buzzy: (sniffs) What's that smell?
Goomba: Now that time, I farted.
Koopa, Buzzy, and Paratroopa: Aw, Goomba!