-Koopa is eating cereal, and Buzzy comes in the kitchen.-
Koopa: Hey, Buzzy.
Buzzy Beetle: Hey, Koopa.
Koopa: Um, did you sleep well last night?
Buzzy Beetle: Well, not really. I blame Goomba for that.
-Goomba comes into the kitchen.-
Goomba: Good morning, guys!
Koopa and Buzzy Beetle: (in unison) Hey, Goomba.
Goomba: Do you think my head's okay?
Koopa: Dude! You sure have a hard time sleeping with Buzzy, right?
Buzzy Beetle: I blame you, man.
Goomba: It's not my fault. Sheesh!
Koopa: Okay, maybe we can do something right now.
Buzzy Beetle: Like what?
Koopa: I don't know. Go to Chomp Land or something?
Buzzy Beetle: Maybe.
Koopa: You in, Goomba?
Goomba: Sure!
Koopa: Then it's settled! We can go to Chomp Land!
Koopa, Buzzy, and Goomba head over to the Mushroom Dock
Koopa: Okay, I've paid for boat rental already, now we can use this boat to, you know, go to Chomp Land. Sound good, guys?
Buzzy Beetle and Goomba: Yes!
-The trio get on the boat.-
Koopa: Looks like there are only two oars. I'll take one.
Buzzy Beetle: Oh, no. I'm not taking this oar! You do it, Goomba.
Goomba: No way, man! How about we play rock-paper-scissors? Loser gets the oar.
Buzzy Beetle: Fine by me.
Koopa: You guys better hurry up.
Buzzy Beetle: Okay, okay.
-Buzzy and Goomba play rock-paper-scissors, and Goomba wins.-
Buzzy Beetle: Darn it!
Goomba: Ha-ha! You lose!
Buzzy Beetle: Shut up, dude.
-Buzzy takes the second oar.-
Buzzy Beetle: (mumbling to himself) Dirty, rotten, no-good Goomba!
Koopa: I wonder how far Chomp Land is from here.
Buzzy Beetle: Maybe like fifteen minutes from now.
Goomba: Yeah, you guys go ahead and row while I try to get a Goomba tan.
Buzzy Beetle: Oh, screw you, Goomba! Wait, tan?
Goomba: Yeah, I just want to, you know, look astonishing, not that I'm narcissistic, but it's just my way.
Koopa: Can Goombas even get tans?
Goomba: Yup.
Buzzy Beetle: Whatever.
Koopa: Hey, guys. Do you hear something?
-A Cheep-Chomp appears.-
Koopa, Buzzy, and Goomba: Aah! A Cheep-Chomp!
Koopa: Buzzy! Paddle faster!
Buzzy Beetle: I'm trying to!
-Koopa and Buzzy paddle out of the Cheep-Chomp's way.-
Koopa: (panting) Phew! That was close!
Buzzy Beetle: You bet. Hey, we're here!
Goomba: (snoring) (mumbling) Fish cakes, hamburgers, Podoboo pasta.
Koopa: (sighs) Of course. (pulls out an air horn) This is the only solution. You might want to cover your ears, Buzzy.
Buzzy Beetle: (covers his ears) All done.
-Koopa activates the air horn.-
Goomba: (wakes up) Aah! Okay, mother! I'll do what you say and- Koopa!
Koopa: Sorry, dude. But that's what you get for being out of shape. Look, we're here at Chomp Land!
Goomba: (looks at Chomp Land) Wow! It's so beautiful, and dangerous, of course. I mean, it has a bunch of Chain Chomps here, even ones that don't have chains.
Koopa: Hey, do you guys wanna go on the Chomp Coaster?
Buzzy Beetle: Okay, sure.
Goomba: Um, are you certain?
Koopa: Yup. Come on.
Goomba: Okay, I guess.
-The trio get on the Chomp Coaster.-
Koopa: Okay, guys. Brace yourselves when the ride starts.
Buzzy Beetle: We know what to do, and stop shivering, Goomba!
Goomba: I'm shivering because I'm cold!
-The ride starts.-
Koopa: Whoo-hoo!
-Later.-
Koopa: Wow! That was amazing!
Buzzy Beetle: True, true.
-Goomba vomits in a garbage bin.-
Koopa: Aw, gross! I can't even look at him!
Buzzy Beetle: Me neither!
-Goomba finishes vomiting.-
Goomba: Ugh. Don't you ever go there again!
Koopa: Okay, I get it. Maybe the ride was too much for you. How about we go to the Chomp Castle? Buzzy?
Buzzy Beetle: Totally.
Goomba: Okay, cool.
-Koopa, Buzzy, and Goomba walk over to the Chomp Castle.-
Koopa: Let's see what's inside.
-The four of them go inside the castle.-
Koopa: Small Chain Chomps tied to blocks. Seems good.
Goomba: I hope so.
-The three of them walk to the upper part of the castle.-
Buzzy Beetle: The upper floor? Are you serious, Koopa?
Koopa: Come on, Buzzy. Where's your sense of humor?
-The exit behind them is magically sealed.-
Goomba: Yikes! What happened to the exit? Where is it?!
-A noise is heard.-
Koopa: What was that?
Buzzy Beetle: Look! Up there!
-King Chomp and Chomp Chauffeur fall from above.-
King Chomp: Intruders, huh?
Chomp Chauffeur: (fake English accent) That would be a Koopa Troopa, a Buzzy Beetle, and a Goomba, sire.
King Chomp: Yeah, I know. I'm the king of the Chain Chomps, including you!
Chomp Chauffeur: (normal voice) Hey, I'm just saying.
King Chomp: Whatever!
Koopa: What do you want from us?
King Chomp: To imprison you! Duh! What do you think?
Koopa: Hey, I'm just asking.
King Chomp: Anyways, I'm going to imprison you three!
Goomba: Oh my glob! I'm scared!
Buzzy Beetle: How are we going to get out of here?
Koopa: Hey, look! A trapdoor button!
King Chomp: Darnit, Chauffeur!
Chomp Chauffeur: Hey, you were the one who created that button, not me! I wish I wasn't you chauffeur in the first place!
King Chomp: I wish I didn't have you as a chauffeur!
-Koopa presses the trapdoor button.-
Both Chain Chomps: (scream as they fall)
Chomp Chauffeur: Hey! I'm alive! You broke my fall, king!
King Chomp: Why, you meddling!
-Both Chain Chomps have a fight with each other.-
Koopa: Well, that's settled. How are we going to get back to our house?
Buzzy Beetle: Beats me.
Goomba: Me too.
Koopa: Hey, there's something here! A "Destination Catapult"! I wonder what this does.
Destination Catapult computer: (feminine robotic voice) Welcome to the Destination Catapult. Just type in your intended destination, and then press the red button to be sent there. Boy, I got to fix my robotic voice someday.
Koopa: Okay, seems convenient.
-Koopa types in "Koopa, Buzzy, and Goomba's house" and presses the red button.-
Buzzy Beetle: What the?
-The three of them get catapulted.-
All: (screams)
-Later.-
Koopa: (wakes up) Ugh. Huh? Hey, we're back at our home!
Buzzy Beetle: (wakes up) Ugh. Man, that hurts. Hey, we are!
Goomba: (snoring) Cheep-Cheep Custard, Pokey Pie, Blooper Sandwich.
Koopa: You got to be kidding.
Buzzy Beetle: Seems like it.
-Koopa and Buzzy laugh.-
Koopa: Okay, maybe we can carry him into the house. Sound good?
Buzzy Beetle: I can agree to that.
-Koopa and Buzzy carry Goomba into the house.-
-Koopa closes the door.-
The end