-Endgame sits on the porch of his house-
Endgame: Ugh...When is my package getting here?
-Parakarry drops the package onto Endgame's porch-
Parakarry: Mail call!
Endgame: Finally! Thank you!
Parakarry: You're welcome!
-Endgame picks up the package and walks into his house-
Bowser: -Walks out of kitchen- Endgame, where do you keep your milk?
Endgame: Uhh...Lord Bowser, what are you doing here?
Bowser: Trying to borrow some milk?
Endgame: -Hands milk carton to Bowser-
Bowser: Okay, thanks. -Walks out the door-
Endgame: Okay, time to open my package- Gaahhh!
-Endgame falls through a pipe-
???: Hello, dear guest!
Endgame: Ugh, my head...
???: I said, "Hello, dear guest"!
Endgame: What? Who are you?!
???: I am the announcer of this talk show, Talking With NightMare Enterprises! Namely, I am the NME saleman, Customer Service. Are you ready for an interview?
Endgame: Wait, what? No, I'm in here because I fell through a pipe in my package.
Customer Service: Allow me to enlighten you. You are in Dreamland, ruled by King Dedede. That pipe in your package was something I do to people to get them over here because my talk show sucks.
Endgame: Then why do you even HAVE a talk show?
Customer Service: Because we want to rule the universe?
Endgame: Say what?!
-The lights of the set turn on-
Customer Service: And we're on live with our guest!
Endgame: Now wait a minute! I did not agree to do this!
Customer Service: Now tell me, what is your name?
Endgame: I'm Endgame. Now tell me what this is for before I-
Customer Service: Okay, everyone in the live audience, please put your hands together for Endgame!
-A loud applause is heard from the audience-
Endgame: That's nice, thank you, but you still haven't explained to me what this entails.
Customer Service: Lighten up, old-timer!
Endgame: ...I am way younger than you are.
-The trio watches NME's talk show-
Boo: I didn't know we get Channel DDD.
Yoshi: I'm bored, let's change the channel.
Paratroopa: Wait, hold up Yoshi. Is that Endgame?
Yoshi: Yeah, I think it is. What's he doing there?
Boo: He is on a talk show called...Talking With NightMare Enterprises.
Yoshi: Then what are we waiting for? Let's watch it in the live audience!
Paratroopa: I feel kinda bad for him, but alright...
-The trio locks the treehouse doors and goes to the talk show-
At the talk show...
Customer Service: And that marks the halfway point of our show!
Endgame: You mean that was only halfway? It's been three hours and you're telling me that this is actually just the HALFWAY point?!
Customer Service: Yes. We will return to you in five minutes! Cut to commercial break!
-The cameras turn off-
Yoshi: Hey, Endgame!
Endgame: Hey- Yoshi?! And you two?! What are you guys doing here?!
Paratroopa: I dunno, actually.
Boo: We came to see this show you were on.
-The cameras turn back on-
Customer Service: And we're back!
Customer Service: So back to the questions! Endgame, how do you feel about this show?
Endgame: It sucks.
Customer Service: It does? Well, we're getting to the exciting part!
Endgame: And that is?
Customer Service: The battle! Bring in the watermelon!
Endgame: The watermelon?! Ahahaha! -laughs-
-The audience laughs very loudly-
Customer Service: Not a normal watermelon, a Demon Beast!
-The watermelon turns into a Koopatrol guard-
Tyrannel: I'm not a 'demon beast', old-timer! And hey Yoshi!
Customer Service: Oh...Hey...What's up?
Tyrannel: I dunno, but I'm just gonna leave. -leaves-
Endgame: -dumbfounded- Uhh...
-Endgame takes a nap-
Customer Service: Well, this has been a disaster, but I'll fix it! Everyone, please put your hands together for Yoshi, Boo, and Paratroopa!
Yoshi: Say what?!
Boo: We were not scheduled for being ON the talk show, we came so we could WATCH it.
Paratroopa: Isn't this great Endgame? We get to have fun on a talk show!
Endgame: -wakes up- Huh? Oh, yeah, sure...
Customer Service: Well, looks like a few of us have questions for you four! First question goes to Endgame: How do you like the Koopa Troop?
Endgame: Erm...Well, I guess it's okay? (Can I leave now?...)
Customer Service: Next question to Yoshi: What brand of perfume do you use?
Yoshi: -blushes- I don't use perfume! Move on to the next question!
Boo: How long until this show ends?
Customer Service: One more hour. Anyways, next question goes to Paratroopa: Why are you annoying?
Paratroopa: -annoyed- Hey! I resent that remark! Who asked that?
Endgame: Beats me.
Customer Service: And now for the final part of the show. The part where I put up another Q&A session!
Endgame: Ugh! I can't take this anymore! It's been seven hours already!
-Endgame hurls chairs at Customer Service and the studio-
Yoshi: Para, do something!
Boo: Does this happen on this show often Para?
Paratroopa: No! Guys, duck!
-Yoshi and Boo duck-
Customer Service: Everyone please exit in a calm, orderly-
-Everyone runs out of the studio screaming in panic-
Paratroopa: -ducks- Whoa! Endgame, chill out! This is just a talk show!
Endgame: Yeah, a talk show run by an idiot! I could do something MUCH better than this!
Customer Service: That's it! I'm out of here! -runs out of building-
Boo: I think we should just leave now...
Yoshi: Good idea. Let's leave him be.
Paratroopa: Alright, I guess.
-The trio leaves-
-Endgame starts to regain conciousness-
Endgame: Ugh...My head hurts...What happened?
Waddle Dee: Uhh, well, you kinda destroyed the studio and sent NightMare Enterprises packing.
Endgame: Hmm. Since this studio is no longer occupied...
Waddle Dee: Well, you do what you want. The stuff that isn't broken should be in the storage closet. Peace!
-Waddle Dee walks out the door-
Endgame: Hmm... -smirks-